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Straws, that ever controversial subject that can lead to horrendous...

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How Singles’ Day Was Celebrated in Bushwick

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Singles’ Day, that evermore popular marketing scam in China that’s...

Pimple Nail Art Trend Comes to Wild Oleander

November 8, 2017 0 125

With Wild Oleander’s armpit hair braiding service losing a little...

Bushwick Aesthetic Trend: Missing Teeth

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In a neighborhood with an ever-lessening amount of grit, a...

The Burning Bush to Change Tag Line To “Bushwick’s Most Reliable News Source” After Abrupt Closure of Gothamist & DNAinfo

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At approximately 5 p.m. on November 2nd, 2017, New York...

At Last Glasslands Rises From the Ashes of Williamsburg As Diamondlands in Bushwick

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For those who have managed to stick around long enough...

Art Bitch

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Art bitch is that girl who looks like Lena Dunham...

Local Girl Is Forced to Shower in Bar As A Result of Too Many Roommates

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There’s only so long a person can wait to piss...

Honey’s To Start Serving Cocktails With Drones

November 2, 2017 0 136

Considering its rather unfavorable location amid the recesses of Scott...