1st Annual Bushwick Porn Festival Expected to Require Vomit Bucket for Each Audience Member

November 20, 2014 8 3947 Art, News
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Like the Schlubs of the Shwick calendar, the Bushwick Porn Festival is guaranteed to induce vomiting. Organized by failed porn actor and former San Fernando Valley resident Mike Cock, a 33-year-old who still thinks bleach blond hair on men is fashionable, the “celebration of the spirit of sex” is accepting submissions through February.

Scene from a Bushwick porn

Scene from a Bushwick porn

Cock, who has appeared in minor roles in such films as Ace Ventura County: Private Dick27 Dress RemovalsSweet Home Alabangya and Interview With the Vamp, spoke to The Burning Bush about his zeal for the “realer” side of porn and why he feels Bushwick offers the perfect clientele for that. “People in Bushwick are just real. From their personalities to their often hairy bodies. I think that’s what’s been missing from the porn industry, and why I failed to succeed in my career.”

Bushwick Committe of Regulations-grade vomit bucket

Bushwick Committe of Regulations-grade vomit bucket

The Bushwick Committee of Regulations, however, does not share Cock’s viewpoint . Jane Autrayge, a committee member who has taken a marked interest in limiting the reach of the porn festival, stated, “We will be mandating that each audience member be provided with a Bushwick Committee of Regulations-sanctioned 64-ounce vomit bucket. And, believe me, those babies are going to be filled to the brim after seeing ‘DIY porn.'” The bucket is included with cost of the ticket, $30, payable to Cock’s Kickstarter for his own self-financed porn, L-AY Confidential.  

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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