Monthly Archives: July 2014

A Graffiti Tag Urging “Castrate Yrself” Promotes Dick Shortage Causing Increased Lesbianism

July 30, 2014 Comments Off on A Graffiti Tag Urging “Castrate Yrself” Promotes Dick Shortage Causing Increased Lesbianism 2491

Graffiti is a natural and often pleasant part...Read More

Therapist Specializing in Fame Delusion Moves to Bushwick

July 29, 2014 1 977

If you have willingly sought Bushwick out as...Read More

Bushwick Medical Emergencies: Burning the Roof of Your Mouth With Pizza at 12am In A Drunk Delirium

July 27, 2014 1 2717

There are a lot of Bushwick-specific medical ills,...Read More

Discovery of New STD Traced to Bushwick

July 27, 2014 4 914

Now that the abstinence trend has been played,...Read More

The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick, Vol. 4: On Smoking and Skin Care

July 26, 2014 3 816

As with everything else, we here at The Burning...Read More

Everyone in Bushwick is Hiring Their Own Publicists

July 26, 2014 1 1009

With the absence of places like Wreck Room...Read More

New Book Called Rich Kids of Bushwick Attempts to Evoke a Fitzgeraldian Tone

July 25, 2014 6 1823

If you thought the novelization of Rich Kids...Read More

Beauty Salon, Unmake Me Over, Offers Rat Excrement Facials

July 25, 2014 Comments Off on Beauty Salon, Unmake Me Over, Offers Rat Excrement Facials 1433

As the trappings of gentrification continue to barrel...Read More

No More Parties In The Basement

July 22, 2014 1 3546

As much as we here at The Burning...Read More

Beer Belly Outbreak Lends Market Opportunity for More Gyms in Bushwick

July 21, 2014 3 4465

A lot of men think that they’re immune...Read More