Monthly Archives: December 2014

New Year’s Eve Menu At Dear Bushwick to Include Light Courses of Imported Air

December 31, 2014 3 730

While not every restaurant in Bushwick is prepared...Read More

Looters Pilfer Goodbye Blue Monday, Sell Off Tchotchkes as “Pieces of Bushwick Dive Bar History”

December 31, 2014 2 441

As any true Bushwick veteran of alcoholism and...Read More

Number One New Year’s Resolution in Bushwick: Be Less White

December 29, 2014 Comments Off on Number One New Year’s Resolution in Bushwick: Be Less White 606

It’s been an embarrassing year for white people...Read More

The Facebook Year in Review For Most Bushwickians Includes At Least One Cum Shot

December 27, 2014 Comments Off on The Facebook Year in Review For Most Bushwickians Includes At Least One Cum Shot 5310

While most people sharing their “year in review”...Read More

The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick, Vol. 12: Make the Yuletide Gay

December 25, 2014 Comments Off on The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick, Vol. 12: Make the Yuletide Gay 436

While everyone in Bushwick has a tendency to...Read More

Santa Leaves Baby Laxative-Laced Coke for Bad Bushwickians Who Actually Stayed in Town for the Holidays

December 25, 2014 2 491

This year, the few Bushwickians who actually stayed...Read More

Spiked Eggnog Contest Causes Hospitalization of Six Locals

December 24, 2014 Comments Off on Spiked Eggnog Contest Causes Hospitalization of Six Locals 496

The Bushwick motto usually tends to be “Drink...Read More

Local Man Crushed to Learn the Truth About Santa Claus

December 23, 2014 Comments Off on Local Man Crushed to Learn the Truth About Santa Claus 417

This morning as 24-year-old Josh Peterson was packing...Read More

Bushwickian Fashion Trend: Wearing Clothes Inside Out to Show Off Your Designer Label

December 22, 2014 Comments Off on Bushwickian Fashion Trend: Wearing Clothes Inside Out to Show Off Your Designer Label 954

There’s been no end to wacky Bushwickian fashion...Read More

Stickup at Caffaine Forces Local Writer’s Group to Stay At Home, Stop Writing On Laptops

December 21, 2014 1 2141

Caffaine, Bushwick’s latest controversial coffee shop, has added...Read More