Monthly Archives: March 2015

Fight Ensues At Little Skip’s After One Person Removes Another’s Computer Plug From Outlet

March 31, 2015 1 606

As we all know the “freelancer‘s” fight for...Read More

All-Natural Dog Food Store, Ruff-age, Opens Next to Artisanal Pop Tart Store

March 31, 2015 Comments Off on All-Natural Dog Food Store, Ruff-age, Opens Next to Artisanal Pop Tart Store 864

Where there is affluence, there are well-fed dogs....Read More

Commonly Overheard in Bushwick: “I think the M train is so beautiful.”

March 31, 2015 2 594

Commonly Overheard in Bushwick is an occasional series...Read More

Bushwick Mr. Basic Contest to Replace Smallest Penis Contest at Kings County

March 30, 2015 5 5117

Although Kings County‘s beloved Smallest Penis Contest has...Read More

Hangover Helper™®, Designed and Patented in Bushwick

March 30, 2015 Comments Off on Hangover Helper™®, Designed and Patented in Bushwick 805

Who in Bushwick hasn’t woken up at least...Read More

Research Shows Lobsters Living in Tank at Food Bazaar Are Most Miserable on Eastern Seaboard

March 29, 2015 1 1234

With the grocery store scene in Bushwick being...Read More

Bar Brawl at Miraculous on Broadway Leads to Broken Metro PCS Phones, Broken Pride

March 29, 2015 Comments Off on Bar Brawl at Miraculous on Broadway Leads to Broken Metro PCS Phones, Broken Pride 560

If you’ve ever been to Miraculous on Broadway...Read More

Bartenders Extremely Over the Pervasive Coupledom in Bars Thanks to Prolonged Winter

March 28, 2015 1 773

As The Burning Bush reported so long ago...Read More

Woman Wakes Up From Coma After 30 Years, Decides To Stay In It After Seeing Bushwick Gentrification

March 27, 2015 1 744

Fortunata Maldonado, a 55-year-old native Bushwickian who went...Read More

Bushwick Version of Cards Against Humanity Features Such Fill In the Blanks As “If I Weren’t Such A Slut, I Probably Wouldn’t Have _____________.”

March 25, 2015 Comments Off on Bushwick Version of Cards Against Humanity Features Such Fill In the Blanks As “If I Weren’t Such A Slut, I Probably Wouldn’t Have _____________.” 819

In the wake of Bushwick-themed board game The...Read More