Monthly Archives: July 2016

More Mental Institutions Coming to Town Thanks to People Pretending to Be Crazy

July 31, 2016 3 297

Thanks to the guilt-ridden existence of those pretending...Read More

Whites Near Jefferson Skin and Scalp Mariachi Band to Become Them

July 29, 2016 Comments Off on Whites Near Jefferson Skin and Scalp Mariachi Band to Become Them 316

It was just another average instance of weekend...Read More

The New Coconut Water: Bushwickians Eagerly Await Arrival of Cockroach Milk at Brooklyn’s Natural

July 29, 2016 Comments Off on The New Coconut Water: Bushwickians Eagerly Await Arrival of Cockroach Milk at Brooklyn’s Natural 277

Just when you thought your alcoholism was going...Read More

Not Toxic: Surprise Findings Reveal Bushwick Is The Anti-Britney Anthem of North Brooklyn

July 27, 2016 Comments Off on Not Toxic: Surprise Findings Reveal Bushwick Is The Anti-Britney Anthem of North Brooklyn 303

Bushwick is gross. There’s no tiptoeing around it....Read More

Investigation Into Why L Train Shutdown Has Taken This Long Post-Sandy Finds Mole People Responsible for Plugging Up Holes in Tunnel

July 27, 2016 1 297

Anyone who takes the L train knows that...Read More

The Gentrification of the One-Night Stand: Expensive “Sex Party” Club Opening At Undisclosed Bushwick Location

July 27, 2016 Comments Off on The Gentrification of the One-Night Stand: Expensive “Sex Party” Club Opening At Undisclosed Bushwick Location 627

In case you thought neighborhoods were the only...Read More

Butt Jazzling Outpost Opens After Popularity at House of Maybe Event

July 25, 2016 Comments Off on Butt Jazzling Outpost Opens After Popularity at House of Maybe Event 593

House of Maybe, never one for shying away...Read More

Bushwick Identity Crisis Looms As Further Confirmation of L Train Shutdown Resurfaces

July 25, 2016 1 288

The speculation and panic surrounding the shutdown of...Read More

More Sightings of Public Whack Offs on Wyckoff

July 25, 2016 Comments Off on More Sightings of Public Whack Offs on Wyckoff 325

Public masturbation is par for the course of...Read More

Drinking Line Re-Routed Amid Stumbling Upon Passed Out Body

July 24, 2016 Comments Off on Drinking Line Re-Routed Amid Stumbling Upon Passed Out Body 272

In the wake of a cronut line being...Read More