Monthly Archives: November 2017

House of Maybe to Enlist Animatronic Turkey for Thanksgiving Performance

November 24, 2017 0 27

For the most part, we all feel pretty...Read More

We the Femmes Burn Girls DVDs in Effigy After Shoplifting Them From Union Square Best Buy

November 18, 2017 0 114

As Lena Dunham’s unprecedented response to Aurora Perrineau’s...Read More

Animal Rights Activists Protest Outside of Bars That Use Straws

November 12, 2017 0 123

Straws, that ever controversial subject that can lead...Read More

Mood Ring Overrun by Scorpios This Month, Leading to STD Outbreak Off JMZ

November 12, 2017 0 129

For those unfamiliar with the relatively new bar,...Read More

How Singles’ Day Was Celebrated in Bushwick

November 12, 2017 0 159

Singles’ Day, that evermore popular marketing scam in...Read More

Pimple Nail Art Trend Comes to Wild Oleander

November 8, 2017 0 162

With Wild Oleander’s armpit hair braiding service losing...Read More

Bushwick Aesthetic Trend: Missing Teeth

November 5, 2017 0 407

In a neighborhood with an ever-lessening amount of...Read More

The Burning Bush to Change Tag Line To “Bushwick’s Most Reliable News Source” After Abrupt Closure of Gothamist & DNAinfo

November 3, 2017 0 208

At approximately 5 p.m. on November 2nd, 2017,...Read More

At Last Glasslands Rises From the Ashes of Williamsburg As Diamondlands in Bushwick

November 3, 2017 0 150

For those who have managed to stick around...Read More

Art Bitch

November 2, 2017 0 190

Art bitch is that girl who looks like...Read More