Acheron Closing Because Punk Is Dead

June 27, 2016 Comments Off on Acheron Closing Because Punk Is Dead 683 Music
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The Acheron was one of the few places in Bushwick where not only could you accommodate your need for eating a beer-battered hot dog by visiting same locationed Anchored Inn, but also feed your need for that addictive thing called punk.

The last of the punk crowd at The Acheron

The last of the punk crowd at The Acheron

But alas, at a recent show put on by the Dirty Whores, it suddenly came to the attention of everyone in the audience that punk is dead–mainly because some girl wearing a tutu and an Ariana Grande tank top screamed it at the top of her lungs.

Outside The Acheron

Outside The Acheron

The 22-year-old girl in question, Marka Mywords, was only in attendance because her 30-year-old boyfriend dragged her there under false pretenses, telling her that they were just going to The Anchored Inn for some drinks. But Marka couldn’t stand it once the moshing started, and her Tory Burch flats began to get scuffed. “I had to get out of there, even if it meant telling all those people the truth,” she explained. “And it’s true, I guess they just needed to hear it from someone objective.” And now, The Acheron has accepted its fate, all thanks to one casual Ariana Grande fan.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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