Amanda Bynes has been on all manner of emotional roller coasters this past year. The latest dip on the ride is being kicked out of FIDM in San Diego for “odd behavior” (which must be saying something if she could shock a population as brain dead and oblivious as the San Diegoans),
In light of being summarily ejected from Southern California, Bynes feels the next natural progression is New York, where she’s been spotted tooling around town on a CitiBike. In spite of how crazy and/or blacked out she may seem, Bynes is still very much aware of how chic it is to live in Bushwick right now. Thus, her next move after
gaining entrance paying to get into NYU or Columbia (though probably the former since it’s closer to Bushwick), is to find the perfect newly renovated building on Flushing Avenue à la Zosia Mamet.
Although Amanda Bynes didn’t give an official quote to The Burning Bush, she was overheard muttering near some trash cans by Noll Street, repeating, “I will live here, I will live here, I will live here.” No word on whether or not she meant living inside the actual trash cans or how the rest of the Bushdicks feel about her imminent arrival just yet.
Written by Genna Rivieccio