Best Blow Job Ever Given at Swallow Cafe

December 5, 2014 3 2999 News
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With a name like Swallow, is it any wonder that the best known blow job given in Bushwick has officially been documented at this particular cafe? Last night, at approximately 8:03 p.m., Svetlana Opinmauth, a 23-year-old staying at New York Loft Hostel, took 25-year-old John Fortunato, who had been eyeing her coyly from behind his computer all evening long as she ate croissant after croissant as though she was deep throating each one, into the bathroom for a good old-fashioned cock sucking (and what followed leads us to believe that no one is going to stand a chance against Opinmauth at Bushwick’s Greatest Cocksucker Contest next year). 

The site of the BJ

The site of the BJ

Finally, after a lot of back and forth between the two, one of the baristas, Arthur Voyeur, a 31-year-old Frenchman who likes to make amateur porn in his spare time, urged the two to follow him into the bathroom so that he could film Fortunato getting a blow job in order to submit the footage to the Bushwick Porn Festival.

Opinmauth, in awe of her own accomplishment post-blow J

Opinmauth, in awe of her own accomplishment post-blow J

After a twenty minute sucking, Fortunato exploded into Opinmauth’s mouth. She swallowed most of it, though there was still plenty of excess jizz that got all over her face. But it was all worth it to be a part of this historical Bushwick blow job. To honor her achievement, Swallow will be adding a plaque with her name on it to the wall with the caption, “We’re called Swallow for a reason.”

Written by Genna Rivieccio

 

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