In this week’s edition of “Burned by the Bush,” we explore the concept of what it means to be a “Bushdick.” There are two classifications of this sort of collective: the famous kind and the Bushwick famous kind. Bushdicks are essentially the neighborhood’s version of The Brat Pack, except far more debauched and annoying.
The current famous members of the Bushdicks are only comprised of three people–Zosia Mamet, Penn Badgley and Miley Cyrus–but it’s a growing list. As for the ones who never leave Bushwick and are therefore only notorious here, well that’s a much larger group of degenerates.
The ringleader of the collective, a British 19-year-old named Surly Ritch, agreed to grant The Burning Bush an audience and told us what exactly the Bushdicks are all about. “We’re like you know really into just relaxing and like drinking and, you know, likesay, maybe occasionally doing art–which can sometimes include orgies.” But even if you think that sounds like something that mirrors your own interests, don’t be fooled into thinking the Bushdicks will let just anyone in. Your parents’ income tax bracket has to be at least 100k if you expect to even be considered.
Written by Genna Rivieccio