As Cady Heron once sort of said, “The Bushwick Breasts Party is the one night of the year when girls can wear no top like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” The “celebration” of Bushwick breasts first began (like so many bad things) with a Tumblr. It has now escalated into a full-blown event, to take place at, where else, Titty Tease next Tuesday at 9 p.m.
The organizer of the slut-friendly party, Sophie Legzoopen (of American Apparel fame), spoke candidly about her special event. Just like her former ad campaign, the festivity is being billed as a “tasteful” affair. “It’s not like I’m calling the event Bushwick Boobs or something. I’m deliberately using the word ‘breast’ to make it clear that this is a form of artistry. Bushwick has some of the best tits in New York City. And they should be photographed–copiously.”
“Professional” photographers, as well as a high-definition photo booth, will be at the party to display and catalogue Bushwick sluts at their finest. “I’m not ashamed of my body. I have no reason to be. I want to show my misshapen breasts–errant nipple hairs and all–to the world that is Bushwick,” asserted Bernadette Profligate, a 21-year-old prostitute. And inevitably, one can expect a coffee table book once Legzoopen meets her Kickstarter goal.
Written by Genna Rivieccio