Bushwick Sartorial Trend of the Season: Men Wearing Capes

November 7, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick Sartorial Trend of the Season: Men Wearing Capes 451 Fashion
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Because many a man or boy posing as a man in this town needs to keep his dainty hide warm, it’s only natural that he would gravitate toward the season’s hottest (or is it coldest in this case?) new trend: the cape–just for men.

Fall essentials for men

Fall essentials for men

Already being sold at places like Better Than Sex, Worship and Friends, the cape is also catching on because of the latest superhero movie, Doctor Strange.

So many ways to wear it

So many ways to wear it

“Even though it cost me $4,000 for a pure cotton-wool blend cape in La Brea Tar Pit Black, it’s definitely been worth it based on the responses I’ve been getting from the women in this town. They’re really digging it. I think they do see me as some sort of superhero figure. Sure, none of them have fucked me yet, but I’m giving it a minute,” stated Trey Huddie, a 32-year-old who also wears a onesie to bed. So, what are you waiting for boys? Pick up your cape today.

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