A lot people wonder what the secret is to living a fabulous life in Bushwick. Well, some of the top socialites of Bushwick reveal the mystery behind their success: their fathers. Exclusively from The Burning Bush, we bring you Tyra Trustfund, Dora Dependent and Myra Molested’s stories. What they don’t cover in their video of gratitude is this: Tyra Trustfund would like to thank her dad for giving her jewelry every week so she can pawn it for her drug habit, Dora Dependent would like to thank her dad for giving her an eating disorder and Myra Molested would like to thank her dad for paying her off for life after molesting her.
Dedicated to the Electra complex.