Camel Toe Underwear Now Stocked at The Rack Shack

March 7, 2017 Comments Off on Camel Toe Underwear Now Stocked at The Rack Shack 322 Fashion
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For those Bushwickian women (and probably men too, as they primarily only have flaps of skin these days anyway) who were wondering when the fuck that Japanese lingerie trend of padded pussy underwear made to look like a camel toe was going to come to a store near you, fear not.

Finally

That’s right, camel toe underwear is at last going to be stocked at Bushwick’s own The Rack Shack on Central Avenue. After briefly dabbling in the selling of sneakers and crotchless panties to little profit, the owner of the space, Calliope Tuba, a 34-year-old from Greece (close-ish to Egypt, you know–prime camel territory), has decided it’s time to up the ante.

A must in any on-trend underwear drawer

“We know that this is a really ‘bulging’ trend right now, and we don’t want to miss out on an opportunity to give the women of Bushwick what they want. We also feel it’s all sort of a metaphor for how women are becoming more masculinized anyway–that they’ve got the bigger sock in their pants, so to speak,” stated Tuba. The underwear will be available in early April, just in time for impending romper weather. And if you’re lucky, maybe even camel toe bikinis will be in for summer.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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