Hipster Commentary

Bushwick’s Mixtape to Serve Goth Bagel in Response to Rainbow Bagel

September 11, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick’s Mixtape to Serve Goth Bagel in Response to Rainbow Bagel 217

For all those dark-hearted denizens of Brooklyn who loathed the...

Hipsters Continue To Kill Everything, Even Time-Honored Pyrotechnic Displays

July 5, 2016 Comments Off on Hipsters Continue To Kill Everything, Even Time-Honored Pyrotechnic Displays 257

For those who felt their Fourth of July was somewhat...

Bushwick’s Masterpieces of Shit

July 3, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick’s Masterpieces of Shit 319

You see them everywhere. Trolling the streets of Bushwick, these...

Roommate Decides to Cancel Lease After Discovering Apartment is Filled With Furnishare Decor

January 20, 2016 Comments Off on Roommate Decides to Cancel Lease After Discovering Apartment is Filled With Furnishare Decor 314

“There’s nothing more embarrassing than being poor,” said Robert Coyne,...

Bushwickian Offers $20K Reward for Missing CD Collection

August 31, 2015 Comments Off on Bushwickian Offers $20K Reward for Missing CD Collection 392

Because Bushwick is the type of town where laser discs...

Bushwickian Desperate for Publicity Puts “Follow” Sign On Window of Apartment

August 31, 2015 Comments Off on Bushwickian Desperate for Publicity Puts “Follow” Sign On Window of Apartment 355

Like Los Angeles, Bushwick seems to be the place people...

Bartender Murdered After Skipping Over Patron’s Jukebox Selections

August 13, 2015 2 840

Bushwick police arrived at the Johnson’s on Troutman Street late in...

Bushwick Woman Injured After Mistaking Construction Site For Art Installation

July 13, 2015 Comments Off on Bushwick Woman Injured After Mistaking Construction Site For Art Installation 315

A Bushwick woman was hospitalized yesterday afternoon, suffering injuries sustained at a...

Bushwickian Wins “Williamsburg Air,” Finds Out It’s Trapped Fart

July 10, 2015 2 437

It’s the new items that’s been making its rounds on...

Rachel Dolezal Hiding Out In Bushwick, Where White People Often Pretend to Be Black/Refuse to Acknowledge They’re White

June 18, 2015 Comments Off on Rachel Dolezal Hiding Out In Bushwick, Where White People Often Pretend to Be Black/Refuse to Acknowledge They’re White 535

Like Grace Dunham before her, Rachel Dolezal has found Bushwick...