Hipster Commentary

Bushwickians Adamant About Calling Columbus Day Indigenous People’s Day Present Zenith of Hypocrisy

October 9, 2017 Comments Off on Bushwickians Adamant About Calling Columbus Day Indigenous People’s Day Present Zenith of Hypocrisy 288

White people love a lot of things. Among the top...

Bushwick’s Mixtape to Serve Goth Bagel in Response to Rainbow Bagel

September 11, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick’s Mixtape to Serve Goth Bagel in Response to Rainbow Bagel 347

For all those dark-hearted denizens of Brooklyn who loathed the...

Hipsters Continue To Kill Everything, Even Time-Honored Pyrotechnic Displays

July 5, 2016 Comments Off on Hipsters Continue To Kill Everything, Even Time-Honored Pyrotechnic Displays 378

For those who felt their Fourth of July was somewhat...

Bushwick’s Masterpieces of Shit

July 3, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick’s Masterpieces of Shit 450

You see them everywhere. Trolling the streets of Bushwick, these...

Roommate Decides to Cancel Lease After Discovering Apartment is Filled With Furnishare Decor

January 20, 2016 Comments Off on Roommate Decides to Cancel Lease After Discovering Apartment is Filled With Furnishare Decor 417

“There’s nothing more embarrassing than being poor,” said Robert Coyne,...

Bushwickian Offers $20K Reward for Missing CD Collection

August 31, 2015 Comments Off on Bushwickian Offers $20K Reward for Missing CD Collection 542

Because Bushwick is the type of town where laser discs...

Bushwickian Desperate for Publicity Puts “Follow” Sign On Window of Apartment

August 31, 2015 Comments Off on Bushwickian Desperate for Publicity Puts “Follow” Sign On Window of Apartment 494

Like Los Angeles, Bushwick seems to be the place people...

Bartender Murdered After Skipping Over Patron’s Jukebox Selections

August 13, 2015 2 945

Bushwick police arrived at the Johnson’s on Troutman Street late in...

Bushwick Woman Injured After Mistaking Construction Site For Art Installation

July 13, 2015 Comments Off on Bushwick Woman Injured After Mistaking Construction Site For Art Installation 366

A Bushwick woman was hospitalized yesterday afternoon, suffering injuries sustained at a...

Bushwickian Wins “Williamsburg Air,” Finds Out It’s Trapped Fart

July 10, 2015 2 492

It’s the new items that’s been making its rounds on...