L Train

There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks

April 14, 2017 Comments Off on There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks 286

For those who were up in arms about the suspension...

L Train Closure Might Get Delayed Past 2019 Thanks to Trump Beatles

February 28, 2017 Comments Off on L Train Closure Might Get Delayed Past 2019 Thanks to Trump Beatles 1307

It was the delightful romp no one was expecting on...

Investigation Into Why L Train Shutdown Has Taken This Long Post-Sandy Finds Mole People Responsible for Plugging Up Holes in Tunnel

July 27, 2016 1 266

Anyone who takes the L train knows that it must...

Bushwick Identity Crisis Looms As Further Confirmation of L Train Shutdown Resurfaces

July 25, 2016 1 261

The speculation and panic surrounding the shutdown of the L...

Inflatable Condom Idea to Accommodate L Train Shutdown Vetoed Because “Bushwickians Would Try To Fuck It”

June 16, 2016 1 313

Among the latest to join the countless L train substitution...

Bushwick to Revert to Warriors-Like State As L Train Shutdown Approaches

June 1, 2016 1 370

Though the MTA has proposed numerous “solutions” to the problem...

L Train Shows Preference to Bushwickian Lives

February 26, 2016 Comments Off on L Train Shows Preference to Bushwickian Lives 354

Have you ever noticed that when the L train takes...

L Train Suspension Between Manhattan & BK Will Officially Make Bushwick An Island Unto Itself/Few People Will Notice the Change Anyway

January 13, 2016 9 473

It’s already hard enough for Bushwickians to navigate New York...

Bogart Subway Entrance Gets Bougified For Rich European Benefit

September 17, 2015 Comments Off on Bogart Subway Entrance Gets Bougified For Rich European Benefit 396

As we already know, the European infiltration in Bushwick is...

Fans of Zebra Katz Blast Jeffrey Lewis’ “Train Song”

May 21, 2015 1 1246

Think back little Bushwickians. Think back all the way to...