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More People Dissatisfied With Sex Lives Taking to Subway to Be Assaulted

June 8, 2017 Comments Off on More People Dissatisfied With Sex Lives Taking to Subway to Be Assaulted 218

In the wake of a report about subway sex crimes...

Man Who Tried to Steal Baby on J Train Just Thought It Was Actually Baby J

April 12, 2017 Comments Off on Man Who Tried to Steal Baby on J Train Just Thought It Was Actually Baby J 293

Baby theft isn’t anything new. In fact, it’s how some...

Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains

March 2, 2017 Comments Off on Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains 222

Remember that moment in Forrest Gump when the oafish but...

Inflatable Condom Idea to Accommodate L Train Shutdown Vetoed Because “Bushwickians Would Try To Fuck It”

June 16, 2016 1 402

Among the latest to join the countless L train substitution...

Bushwick to Revert to Warriors-Like State As L Train Shutdown Approaches

June 1, 2016 1 439

Though the MTA has proposed numerous “solutions” to the problem...

MTA Continues to Try Cushioning L Train Blow With Venice-Inspired Gondola Transportation

May 5, 2016 4 389

Lately, it seems as though there’s nothing the MTA won’t...

What Where You Sit on the Train Says About You

April 29, 2016 Comments Off on What Where You Sit on the Train Says About You 370

A recent study conducted by the Committee to Determine Why...

M Train to People Near It: Fuck Off

April 18, 2016 Comments Off on M Train to People Near It: Fuck Off 338

The M train has just about had it with every...

Hillary Initiates New “Chip-Design” MetroCard After Swiping Debacle

April 11, 2016 1 377

Like debit and credit cards, the MTA’s MetroCard design will...

Just When You Were Getting Used to The M Train, It Goes And Leaves You

March 20, 2016 Comments Off on Just When You Were Getting Used to The M Train, It Goes And Leaves You 384

Is there nowhere in millennial-friendly Brooklyn that a person can...