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In Surprise Move, Goth Cake Shop Refuses to Make Wedding Cake For Pagan Couple

June 26, 2017 0 30

While one would think that a goth cake shop like...

Bike Gang Reemerges After Police Start Cracking Down on Cyclist Summons

June 26, 2017 0 32

As the NYPD tries its best to channel its rage...

Goth Cake Shop, Romance Is Dead, Gives Circo’s A Run For Its Money on Knickerbocker

June 22, 2017 0 79

As matrimonial “bliss” continues to become a thing of the...

Char Bar Opens Ice Cream-Based Outpost, Coal-Harded, Next Door

June 22, 2017 0 74

As the charcoal-activated craze continues to burn full steam ahead,...

Bodega Avocado Attacks Spread to Bushwick

June 19, 2017 0 85

Just when you thought it was safe to walk into...

Most Fathers of Bushwick Rich Kids Make Their Spawn Meet Them For Brunch in Williamsburg

June 18, 2017 0 79

As Bushwick is something of a wasteland when it comes...

Millennial Gang Wars Escalate Over Unwanted White Person Infiltrating Coffee Shop

June 9, 2017 0 105

On the heels of a much more violent gang war...

Cellar Door No Longer the Most Beautiful Word in the English Language After Woman Falls in Sidewalk Opening While Texting

June 9, 2017 0 111

We’re all guilty of texting on our walks of shame...

In Continued Example of Lack of Grasp of Irony, L Train Commuters Take Pride-Themed Sign of Schedule Seriously

June 6, 2017 0 91

“I was having a lot of trouble understanding the shift...

Frank Lloyd Wright to Rise From Dead to Build Structure at Maria Hernandez Park

June 6, 2017 0 97

Spain had Antoni Gaudí, select parts of the U.S. had...