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Snows of New York Only Fuel the Passionate Fire of SantaCon Participants

December 9, 2017 0 103

Every year, just when you think no human being could...

House of Maybe Banking on Bushwickian Turnout for Xmas Spectacular Since “It’s the Closest Thing This Neighborhood’s Got to the Rockettes”

December 9, 2017 0 88

In case you’re, as The Burning Bush suspects, one of...

Satanist Church Opens On Grand Under Guise of Being “Art Gallery”

December 2, 2017 0 129

Charles Manson might be freshly dead, but that doesn’t mean...

We the Femmes Burn Girls DVDs in Effigy After Shoplifting Them From Union Square Best Buy

November 18, 2017 0 264

As Lena Dunham’s unprecedented response to Aurora Perrineau’s sexual assault...

Animal Rights Activists Protest Outside of Bars That Use Straws

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Straws, that ever controversial subject that can lead to horrendous...

Mood Ring Overrun by Scorpios This Month, Leading to STD Outbreak Off JMZ

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For those unfamiliar with the relatively new bar, Mood Ring,...

How Singles’ Day Was Celebrated in Bushwick

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Singles’ Day, that evermore popular marketing scam in China that’s...

Bushwick Aesthetic Trend: Missing Teeth

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In a neighborhood with an ever-lessening amount of grit, a...

The Burning Bush to Change Tag Line To “Bushwick’s Most Reliable News Source” After Abrupt Closure of Gothamist & DNAinfo

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At approximately 5 p.m. on November 2nd, 2017, New York...

At Last Glasslands Rises From the Ashes of Williamsburg As Diamondlands in Bushwick

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For those who have managed to stick around long enough...