Politics

Fearing For The Threat of Its Lifestyle, Bushwick Defects From U.S.

November 9, 2016 Comments Off on Fearing For The Threat of Its Lifestyle, Bushwick Defects From U.S. 375

There is no town in New York City quite as...

Mass Arrests In Bushwick After Many Millennial Voters Violate Law By Taking Selfie With Ballot

April 19, 2016 Comments Off on Mass Arrests In Bushwick After Many Millennial Voters Violate Law By Taking Selfie With Ballot 293

Of course, the only reason most “millennials” are voting in...

Bernie Sanders Fundraiser Quickly Devolves Into Pinko Protest at House of Maybe

February 8, 2016 4 538

The youth of Bushwick has been speaking quite liberally (see...

Watergate-Like Sabotage Attempted by Hillary’s Camp to Thwart Bernie Sanders Fundraising Event

July 27, 2015 2 459

With Hillary Clinton set on world domination by appealing to...

Detroit Mayor Linked to Ink

April 8, 2015 Comments Off on Detroit Mayor Linked to Ink 516

A spot on the list of the world’s 50 greatest...

Dick-Soaked Ketchup Is the Latest Wave in Artisanal Bushwick Condiment Trends

February 15, 2015 Comments Off on Dick-Soaked Ketchup Is the Latest Wave in Artisanal Bushwick Condiment Trends 2122

In a recent wave of artisanal fare cropping up in...

Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters Expected to Set Up Shop in Bushwick

February 12, 2015 5 845

With rumors of Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters setting its sights...

Airbnb Banned in Bushwick

October 21, 2014 Comments Off on Airbnb Banned in Bushwick 1186

Now that the attorney general of New York has little...

The Announcement of a New “Indian” Restaurant Causes An Uproar Among .005% of Native American Population

September 4, 2014 1 877

Bushwick is generally known for being a fairly open and...

Women Hating Women Support Group Commences at Brooklyn Fireproof

August 15, 2014 1 1073

In some sort of weird flip side to Portlandia‘s Women...