Sexuality

Bushwick Helmed App for Ass Eating, Centipede, Rolls Out This Week

March 19, 2017 Comments Off on Bushwick Helmed App for Ass Eating, Centipede, Rolls Out This Week 132

Because Human Centipede would have elicited some legal issues for...

Blizzard Brings Banging Back to Bushwick

March 14, 2017 Comments Off on Blizzard Brings Banging Back to Bushwick 120

For those who were worried that the lack of sexuality...

Boutique Egg Freezing Clinic, Glacial Solutions, Coming to Jefferson Stop

March 2, 2017 Comments Off on Boutique Egg Freezing Clinic, Glacial Solutions, Coming to Jefferson Stop 96

As Jefferson continues to assert its Bedford cachet over Morgan...

Quest Diagnostics Hack Affects Many Bushwickians Trying to Hide Their Sexual Blueprint

December 15, 2016 Comments Off on Quest Diagnostics Hack Affects Many Bushwickians Trying to Hide Their Sexual Blueprint 167

While Bushwickians have no real reason to be bashful about...

Bushwick Pickup Lines: “Do I Look Like I Have HIV?”

November 20, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick Pickup Lines: “Do I Look Like I Have HIV?” 221

The rule of thumb in Bushwick is: the more absurd...

Two Weeks of Not Having Sex Is Like Three Months in Bushwick Time

November 20, 2016 Comments Off on Two Weeks of Not Having Sex Is Like Three Months in Bushwick Time 218

“Bushwick time.” It’s that sort of alternate reality where everything...

Retro Chic Pinup Krista Kunto Is Heels’ Hottest Hottie

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on Retro Chic Pinup Krista Kunto Is Heels’ Hottest Hottie 238

For those who were worried that Heels might have any...

Chastity Belt Store, Chastity’s Boner, Opens Up Second Location Just for Men

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on Chastity Belt Store, Chastity’s Boner, Opens Up Second Location Just for Men 315

On the heels of the decreased rate of sexuality in...

STD Fear Mongering Sees Decreased Rate of Sexuality in Bushwick

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on STD Fear Mongering Sees Decreased Rate of Sexuality in Bushwick 166

While Bushwick is notorious for its Sodom and Gomorrah status...

Valtrex Use in Bushwick Gives Herpes-Laden Men Unmerited Courage on the Playa Scene

October 21, 2016 Comments Off on Valtrex Use in Bushwick Gives Herpes-Laden Men Unmerited Courage on the Playa Scene 265

The saying used to be, “I’m not a player I...