Sexuality

Commonly Overheard in Bushwick: “‘I’m gonna give you a hickey on your neck’ and I’m all ‘Nope, you just gave me a giant bruise.'”

July 12, 2017 Comments Off on Commonly Overheard in Bushwick: “‘I’m gonna give you a hickey on your neck’ and I’m all ‘Nope, you just gave me a giant bruise.'” 177

Commonly Overheard in Bushwick is an occasional series we write whenever...

Fat Sluts Beware: The Revelation That Plan B Doesn’t Work For All Body Types Fills Many Bushwick Trash Cans With the Packaging

May 25, 2017 Comments Off on Fat Sluts Beware: The Revelation That Plan B Doesn’t Work For All Body Types Fills Many Bushwick Trash Cans With the Packaging 134

It’s a hard realization, coming to terms with the uselessness...

Bushwick Helmed App for Ass Eating, Centipede, Rolls Out This Week

March 19, 2017 Comments Off on Bushwick Helmed App for Ass Eating, Centipede, Rolls Out This Week 232

Because Human Centipede would have elicited some legal issues for...

Blizzard Brings Banging Back to Bushwick

March 14, 2017 Comments Off on Blizzard Brings Banging Back to Bushwick 172

For those who were worried that the lack of sexuality...

Boutique Egg Freezing Clinic, Glacial Solutions, Coming to Jefferson Stop

March 2, 2017 Comments Off on Boutique Egg Freezing Clinic, Glacial Solutions, Coming to Jefferson Stop 172

As Jefferson continues to assert its Bedford cachet over Morgan...

Quest Diagnostics Hack Affects Many Bushwickians Trying to Hide Their Sexual Blueprint

December 15, 2016 Comments Off on Quest Diagnostics Hack Affects Many Bushwickians Trying to Hide Their Sexual Blueprint 228

While Bushwickians have no real reason to be bashful about...

Bushwick Pickup Lines: “Do I Look Like I Have HIV?”

November 20, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick Pickup Lines: “Do I Look Like I Have HIV?” 299

The rule of thumb in Bushwick is: the more absurd...

Two Weeks of Not Having Sex Is Like Three Months in Bushwick Time

November 20, 2016 Comments Off on Two Weeks of Not Having Sex Is Like Three Months in Bushwick Time 290

“Bushwick time.” It’s that sort of alternate reality where everything...

Retro Chic Pinup Krista Kunto Is Heels’ Hottest Hottie

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on Retro Chic Pinup Krista Kunto Is Heels’ Hottest Hottie 302

For those who were worried that Heels might have any...

Chastity Belt Store, Chastity’s Boner, Opens Up Second Location Just for Men

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on Chastity Belt Store, Chastity’s Boner, Opens Up Second Location Just for Men 441

On the heels of the decreased rate of sexuality in...