Sexuality

Fat Sluts Beware: The Revelation That Plan B Doesn’t Work For All Body Types Fills Many Bushwick Trash Cans With the Packaging

May 25, 2017 Comments Off on Fat Sluts Beware: The Revelation That Plan B Doesn’t Work For All Body Types Fills Many Bushwick Trash Cans With the Packaging 101

It’s a hard realization, coming to terms with the uselessness...

Bushwick Helmed App for Ass Eating, Centipede, Rolls Out This Week

March 19, 2017 Comments Off on Bushwick Helmed App for Ass Eating, Centipede, Rolls Out This Week 182

Because Human Centipede would have elicited some legal issues for...

Blizzard Brings Banging Back to Bushwick

March 14, 2017 Comments Off on Blizzard Brings Banging Back to Bushwick 150

For those who were worried that the lack of sexuality...

Boutique Egg Freezing Clinic, Glacial Solutions, Coming to Jefferson Stop

March 2, 2017 Comments Off on Boutique Egg Freezing Clinic, Glacial Solutions, Coming to Jefferson Stop 141

As Jefferson continues to assert its Bedford cachet over Morgan...

Quest Diagnostics Hack Affects Many Bushwickians Trying to Hide Their Sexual Blueprint

December 15, 2016 Comments Off on Quest Diagnostics Hack Affects Many Bushwickians Trying to Hide Their Sexual Blueprint 196

While Bushwickians have no real reason to be bashful about...

Bushwick Pickup Lines: “Do I Look Like I Have HIV?”

November 20, 2016 Comments Off on Bushwick Pickup Lines: “Do I Look Like I Have HIV?” 264

The rule of thumb in Bushwick is: the more absurd...

Two Weeks of Not Having Sex Is Like Three Months in Bushwick Time

November 20, 2016 Comments Off on Two Weeks of Not Having Sex Is Like Three Months in Bushwick Time 263

“Bushwick time.” It’s that sort of alternate reality where everything...

Retro Chic Pinup Krista Kunto Is Heels’ Hottest Hottie

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on Retro Chic Pinup Krista Kunto Is Heels’ Hottest Hottie 267

For those who were worried that Heels might have any...

Chastity Belt Store, Chastity’s Boner, Opens Up Second Location Just for Men

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on Chastity Belt Store, Chastity’s Boner, Opens Up Second Location Just for Men 392

On the heels of the decreased rate of sexuality in...

STD Fear Mongering Sees Decreased Rate of Sexuality in Bushwick

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on STD Fear Mongering Sees Decreased Rate of Sexuality in Bushwick 197

While Bushwick is notorious for its Sodom and Gomorrah status...