Combination Jell-O Shot Wrestling/Spin the Bottle Establishment Sloshes Into Bushwick

August 6, 2014 2 3999 Local Business, News
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The gimmicky nature of Bushwick continues to prevail with the latest business slated to open on Knickerbocker Avenue. The owner of Sit and Spin, Reggie Vi-Eater, a 43-year-old Vietnamese man, has enthusiastically reported to The Burning Bush that his new business aims to emulate the cartoonish, Disneyland-like nature of most Times Square restaurants.

Many locals have already started going to the unofficially opened Sit and Spin to brush up on their kissing skills (most people just have sex skills)

Many locals have already started going to the unofficially opened Sit and Spin to brush up on their kissing skills (most people just have sex skills)

Although many people are suspicious of Vi-Eater’s intentions (he’s a registered sex offender as a result of some “private” Jell-o shot wrestling with a minor awhile back), no one can deny their desire to see the shapeless, untoned bodies of hipster women wrestle with each other. It’s going to be the shot heard round the YouTube universe, as Vi-Eater encourages filming.

Jell-o shot wrestling tends to be more cutthroat than the normal kind

Jell-o shot wrestling tends to be more cutthroat than the normal kind

As for spin the bottle, that particular room will be sequestered in the back of the restaurant (yes, there’s food–though just wings and fries, as an homage to Hooters) for those times when people aren’t feeling belligerent enough to partake in the wrestling scene, whether as spectator or participant. Vi-Eater stated, “I just want the women of Bushwick to have a safe, comfortable place to go for entertainment.” If the lighting and ambience is any indication, it sounds about as safe as a darkened alley in Chinatown.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

 

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