If you’ve ever read the misandrist blog Missing A Dick, you know that genital attachment is a super important issue in Fake Brooklyn (this term stems from a little-known show called Trolling, and refers to the Greenpoint/Williamsburg/Bushwick nexus). So many men are without genitals and so many women want them (vaginas are genitals sure, but are they?), and that’s why the seminar’s teacher, Unique Soul, saw a market for creating a seminar at 3rd Ward substitute, 4th Ward.
Soul’s process for genital attachment is tailored to each student’s specific genital attachment needs. Soul, neither man nor woman, understands the importance of having the genitals you want. “I want to give Bushwick residents the opportunity to be who they truly are, whoever they want to be. The right genitalia is obviously the first step.”
The baseline price of the seminar is $2,000, to include basic attachment materials like tape, glue and cement. For other, more complex and lifelike attachments, Soul asks for a higher fee that is at her discretion (but usually costs an extra $1,000). The first seminar begins June 10th, with a twelve-student maximum. Soul didn’t comment on some of the other classes that he/she would be competing with, like “Astrology” and “Mind Reading,” but he/she seems to feel confident in the popularity the course will have.
Written by Genna Rivieccio