Easter Orgy Planned at House of Maybe on Sunday

March 26, 2016 Comments Off on Easter Orgy Planned at House of Maybe on Sunday 809 Parties
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On the heels of their semi-successful Beetlejuice event (during which the actual spirit of Beetlejuice was conjured), House of Maybe is going an even more classic route–by their standards–via the organizing of an Easter orgy just in time for your religious celebration this Sunday (you know, the one at Swag Church?).

Bring your naughtiest bunny look for a free drink and dildo

Bring your naughtiest bunny look for a free drink and dildo

“We want Bushwickians to come dressed up in their naughtiest bunny outfits (and even Jesus looks) to participate in this ultra exclusive orgy. Only 150 people will be allowed ‘entry’ and it’s going to cost them $265–but they get a free drink and dildo for dressing up,” explained Pat Bunn, the 29-year-old curator of the orgy.

Bring your naughtiest bunny look for a free drink and dildo

Bring your naughtiest bunny look for a free drink and dildo

“I’ve always had a little bit of an Easter bunny fetish,” bashfully stated Tricia Pinkeers, a 25-year-old who hasn’t told her parents yet that she’s not a virgin since moving to Bushwick. “So yeah, I’m really looking forward to this, um, religious experience, I guess you could say.” The House of Maybe decorators are sure to impress as well, with every live or glass and acrylic bunny dressed in genuine leather bondage outfits for maximum effect. There’s also going to be a room especially for those who like to get Cadbury eggs smashed against and rubbed on their bodies and in their orifices. Happy Bushwick Easter!

Written by Genna Rivieccio

 

 

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