Feminist Bushwick Bocce Ball League Substitutes Bocce Balls With Testicles

May 28, 2014 10 2197 News, Politics
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You may remember The Burning Bush’s recent report on feminist group, We the Femmes, who disgusted Bushwick residents at a tampon-themed art show held in the Fuchs Gallery last week. The extremist faction is at it again with plans for a bocce ball league that will replace your standard bocce balls with testicles–that’s right, human testicles.

Not your standard set

Not your standard set

One of the members of the group, Anorexia Nervosa, told The Burning Bush, “We’ll pluck the testicles right off any dude we still think even has a pair.” Although Nervosa softened later in the conversation by adding, “But we’ll make sure it’s painless. Like we’ll use a bowie knife to make it quick and stuff.” We the Femmes’ bloodlust seems to know no bounds as another recent convert, Shandy Pussé, asserted, “These Bushwick bastards need to learn that they can’t just go around having one-night stands and expect to get away with it. We’ll see how willing they are to take their pants off without their testes still attached. [insert diabolical laugh here].”

Take no prisoners

Take no prisoners

The lack of a concrete motive on We the Femmes’ recent “project,” seems to be a cause of polarization within the group. While some feel this is just an extension of their art, others are doing it purely for their hatred of men, and specifically men who live in Bushwick. So fellas, guard your testicles for the foreseeable future, because it looks like We the Femmes is going to need rogue militia to stop them for starting this Bocce ball league.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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