Fish & Tits, Another Concept Bar, to Open on Troutman

April 13, 2015 1 851 Bars, Local Business, News, Restaurants
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The British are coming–to Bushwick. While there’s been an over-saturation of Mexican cuisine in the neighborhood, the Anglican steez is about to go into even fuller effect with a new fish & chips bar called Fish & Tits to open next month on Troutman Street. But the theme doesn’t just stop at the cuisine.

"Fish Lips" is one of the items on the Fish & Tits menu

“Fish Lips” is one of the items on the Fish & Tits menu

British émigré Guy Holliday, a 24-year-old with royal blood and the associated funds that go with it, first dreamed up the concept of having a vagina and fish restaurant/bar when he was about eleven years old and ate a girl out for the first time. “She was a prostitute, much older, but my father wanted to make a man out of me, so he paid ‘er to instruct me on everything. Needless to say, her twat smelled like a goddamn herring, and that’s where the seed for this idea was planted.”

Holliday will also be selling a line of themed products exclusively at the bar

Holliday will also be selling a line of themed products exclusively at the bar

So what exactly is the idea, you ask? “Every image is a double entendre. Fish look like vaginas, vaginas look like fish. The menu is a play on everything, with items like Pickledick Herring, Extra Pink Salmon, Fish Lips and Fries Between Thighs being just some of the innuendos you’ll notice. And it’s obviously no coincidence that the bar is on Troutman Street. Plus, the logo is of a woman with exposed breasts with a fish coming out of her vagina and fish lips for nipples. I love fish lips,” explained Holliday. Not all the Bushwick world is quite ready for his vision, though. In fact, a recent profile in Bushwick Daily pegged him as being even more disgusting than Reggie Vi-Eater. The question is, will you be offput by vaginal-oriented cuisine? If you’ve eaten at Tina’s, the answer is probably no.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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