Flavor Shots of Heroin Now Available at a Bushwick Druggist Near You

September 10, 2015 Comments Off on Flavor Shots of Heroin Now Available at a Bushwick Druggist Near You 424 News
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As if heroin didn’t have enough appeal already, now it’s got even more with new fun flavors designed to penetrate through your veins and into your tastebuds. Innovated by Matty Lordadrogas, the same man who had a hand in creating¬†the Frozen drug ring, flavor shot heroin is a “sensory overload designed to get you a high that feels and tastes amazing.”

Flavors currently available for your heroin dose

Flavors currently available for your heroin dose

“One day after I had huffed a few fumes while spray painting my tag off the Jefferson stop, it occurred to me: ‘Wouldn’t it be great to get the kind of high you could actually taste?’ That’s when I knew what I had to do–flavor shots. Taking the same principles of infusing soda water with them, I began concocting my specialty,” explained Lordadrogas.

Tastes so good

Tastes so good

Bushwickians who have tried it are already raving, “I’ve never felt so amazing, or had such a great taste in my mouth–and I give head for a living!” Flavor shot infusions put the price tag for a bag of heroin at $1,500, an all-time “high” for drugs in this neighborhood. But according to one addict, “You can’t put a price on euphoria.”

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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