Gentrification Update!: Not “Just” Mayo

June 15, 2015 5 665 Gentrification

Here at The Burning Bush, we like to give you moment-to-moment updates about how your neighborhood is changing–for the worse. A recent condiment sighting by our new correspondent, Smoking Barrel, proves that GMO expellers are what the blancs want. And where there’s specialty, non-Kraft mayonnaise (at the Food Bazaar on Myrtle-Broadway of all places), there’s bound to be some rent hikes in your future.