Girls in Bushwick Go to Unusual Lengths to Out-Slut Each Other By Trying to Appear in American Apparel Ads

August 22, 2014 14 3481 News, Sexuality
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When you’re trying to set yourself apart sexually in Bushwick, the odds of standing out are pretty slim. Chances are, every other girl is going to be more down than you are for whatever sexual order is on the menu. There’s always someone who’s more willing to do something even freaky deakier than you–whether it’s for genuinely competitive reasons or simply to have a place to sleep that particular night.

Two fellow sluts discuss how to be sluttier

Two fellow sluts discuss how to be sluttier

The most remarkable length anyone has gone to so far, however, is 18-year-old Swiss émigré Sophie Legzoopen. Sizing up the trolling market faster than Susanna Kaysen once refilled her meds, Sophie assessed what she needed to do in order to really break from the traditional slut mold: model for American Apparel under the guise of being “tasteful.”

Sophie knows how to werq it

Sophie knows how to werq it

“Ever since I’m doing this ad, the men have come right to me in the bars. I don’t even need to act like a slut. They already know I am,” Legzoopen stated. Other Bushwickian sluts have tried to follow her lead by auditioning as often as possible for American Apparel’s ad campaigns, but no one has had the success that Sophie has. One slut told The Burning Bush, “Jesus, it’s like, what do I have to do to get some dick around here? If being in an American Apparel ad is what it takes, then fuck, I’m willing. But I don’t have time to go on auditions ’cause I’ve been working back to back shifts at Lace and Pumps.” And so it would seem, at least for now, Sophie is the reigning slut of Bushwick–until someone else can finagle an American Apparel ad.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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