Girls Who are the Bushwick Punchline

June 5, 2014 1 1639 Burned by The Bush, Hipster Commentary, J'Accuse
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Here at The Burning Bush, we love to call out specific stereotypes of the neighborhood. With this in mind, we’d like to start bringing you a segment we’re titling “Burned by The Bush,” in which we identify distinct characteristics of certain archetypes in the Bushwick vicinity. And so, without further ado, female solidarity is not what you’ll find within the contents of this brief manifesto.

So you fancy yourself a Wiccan?

So you fancy yourself a Wiccan?

Girls who dabble in Wicca and the occult at Catland

 

Um...cool collage.

Um…cool collage.

Girls who collage

Silly bartender, she don't care about you.

Silly bartender, she don’t care about you.

Girls who know a bartender and rely on him for free drinks

"Oh my god, did you check out my latest article?"

“Oh my god, did you check out my latest article?”

 

 

 

 

Girls who write for Bushwick Daily and go around telling people that they’re writers

 

 

 

"I like to help people sell their handmade plant pots."

“I like to help people sell their handmade plant pots.”

Girls who work at Etsy

"The better to see my shitty photographs with."

“The better to see my shitty photographs with.”

 

 

 

 

 

Girls who wear glasses when it suits their outfit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"It's so fresh!"

“It’s so fresh!”

Girls who only shop for vegetables at Brooklyn’s Natural

"This piece was only $90!"

“This piece was only $90!”

 

 

 

 

 

Girls who shop at Mary Meyer

 

 

 

 

"Girls is what inspired me to move to Bushwick in the first place."

“Girls is what inspired me to move to Bushwick in the first place.”

Girls who watch Girls

"I met Esoteria and we just connected. I'm not a lesbian though."

“I met Esoteria and we just connected. I’m not a lesbian though.”

Girls who date girls ironically

Written by Genna Rivieccio, a Bushwick punchline for other reasons than the ones listed above

 

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