Hannah Montana’s First Porn To Be Unveiled in Bushwick

February 10, 2015 3 1777 News
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Miley Cyrus, no stranger to the Bushwick scene after trailblazing ice cream pasties at a warehouse party after the Alexander Wang show, continues to show her love for being a Bushdick of the neighborhood with the announcement that she will be adding a submission to the First Annual Bushwick Porn Festival. The gimmick? It’s as Hannah Montana.

That microphone sure looks like a dick

That microphone sure looks like a dick

Although Cyrus previously proclaimed, “Hannah Montana is dead,” the emoji-tattooed singer released a statement that described her intentions with the film:

I thought I could deny Hannah Montana’s existence, but now I know that was wrong. What I really needed to do was reinvent her. This is Hannah Montana as she was always meant to be seen: As a full-blown, down and dirty slut. Plus, it’s in black and white to give her a sophisticated touch.”

Miley Cyrus has already had her fair share of experience with sex after getting some Kim Cattrall on her

Miley Cyrus has already had her fair share of experience with sex after getting some Kim Cattrall on her

The film, a twenty-minute short called Spank: The History of Hannah Montana’s Childhood, will kick off the festival on opening night next month. The organizer, Mike Cock, told The Burning Bush, “We weren’t planning to have a red carpet before, but now I think it’s probably essential. And Bjork might even show up too, so, you know. Celebrity cachet.” The Burning Bush recommends getting your tickets now before they’re sold out.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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