House of Maybe Creates Confusing Shopping Market by Combining It With “Nightlife Experience”

May 25, 2016 Comments Off on House of Maybe Creates Confusing Shopping Market by Combining It With “Nightlife Experience” 301 Uncategorized
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At this point, there’s no question that House of Maybe has cornered the market on esoteric nightlife experiences, which is perhaps why the outpost has decided to create a shopping market/nightlife experience called Hopped Up & Shopped Up.

Some of the items for sale

Some of the items for sale

The event is potentially ongoing, should local residents take a shine to the shopping aspect of it without getting too distracted by dancers and contortionists descending from the ceiling Bizarre-style with XTC in hand to dole out to those interested.

People will be descending from the ceiling during

People will be descending from the ceiling during Hopped Up and Shopped Up

The organizer of the event, Ramiro Valducci, a 23-year-old from California, told The Burning Bush, “Right now, we’re just trying to test the waters; we don’t know if this is the greatest idea since half tabs of ecstasy or if people will never have the attention span for such a concept. Then again, getting people to shop on drugs could be quite profitable to our business. I don’t know. We’ll let you know how it goes.”

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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