House of Maybe Honors Guy Fawkes Day With Ill-Advised “Cannon and Cannonball Room”

November 5, 2016 Comments Off on House of Maybe Honors Guy Fawkes Day With Ill-Advised “Cannon and Cannonball Room” 351 Art
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Ever since V for Vendetta came out, everyone feels superior in their so-called brilliance for remembering when Guy Fawkes Day is. In a way both noble and strange for England to honor it with a somewhat unofficial air, the legend of Guy Fawkes and his failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605 has long ago spread to America (see: that Daria episode, “Depth Takes A Holiday,” where Guy Fawkes, Christmas and Halloween escape from Holiday Island).

Popularized by V for Vendetta

Popularized by V for Vendetta

And with his underground popularity bubbling to the surface with each passing year, House of Maybe is getting in on the action with a somewhat ill-advised fête in his honor that will offer an “all cannon and cannonball room” for dancers and revelers alike to writhe upon while wearing their Guy Fawkes masks and capes.

One of the cannons House of Maybe will be renting out

One of the cannons House of Maybe will be renting out

“We’re not 100% sure about how active the cannons we’ve rented from the Kremlin Museum actually are, but whatever, you gotta take risks for putting on the party of the month,” commented one contortionist, Guyano Bendable, a 24-year-old of dubious sexuality and gender. But for those willing to take their lives into their own hands for the sake of celebrating that roguish, rebellious spirit that is Guy Fawkes, bring your gunpowder to the party this Saturday at 10 p.m.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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