With the constant celebrity/Hollywood infiltration in this town, the pervasiveness of an ominous illuminati presence has seen a spike via foreboding graffiti along the poles at each L train subway stop.
As though announcing its irrevocable existence in Bushwick, the all-seeing eye has been graffitied by one or more possibly non-human parties on almost every pole starting from Graham Avenue (Bedford and Lorimer belong to Williamsburg now) and ending at Wilson Avenue. The Illuminati of Bushwick is, thus, clearly trying to assert its authority.
“I’m starting to feel afraid to leave my house. I thought that after Jay-Z and Beyonce left, this would all be over. But it seems like it’s just getting worse,” said Sadie Feer, a 23-year-old with ties to the Russian mob in Sheepshead Bay–so you know it’s bad if even she has misgivings about tangoing with the Illuminati. All you can do now is beware the eye, and never stare directly into it!
Written by Genna Rivieccio