In Wake of First Bushwick Snowfall, Lewd Drawings Appear On People’s Cars

December 11, 2014 Comments Off on In Wake of First Bushwick Snowfall, Lewd Drawings Appear On People’s Cars 665 News
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Though Bushwick specifically and New York in general aren’t really areas one associates with driving, there are still plenty of parked cars in the neighborhood to fuck with post-snowfall–and that’s exactly what a number of perverse Bushwickians have been going around doing in the wake of the first major snowfall of the year.
Nothing like a fresh dick on your car

Nothing like a fresh dick on your car

One such huckster, Jimmy DaFonte, a 24-year-old bike mechanic at Bike Lane on Varet Street (right next to the foreigner trap known as Hail Hail), copped to etching a dick outline on someone’s Toyota because, “They had a Wisconsin license plate. Fuck them.” Other intricate designs spotted throughout Bushwick have included a man getting his salad tossed by another man, a woman’s tits and a dog with a huge ball sack. Yes, the Bushwickian mind is crude and simple, to be sure, but at least it’s in the spirit of playfulness that comes with the holiday season. 

Written by Genna Rivieccio

 

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