M Train to People Near It: Fuck Off

April 18, 2016 Comments Off on M Train to People Near It: Fuck Off 377 M train, MTA
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The M train has just about had it with every fucking one. Tired of being relegated to sloppy seconds with all this talk about the L train being shut down, the M has decided to uproot anything and anyone located directly next to its tracks north of Myrtle-Broadway.

M has had it

M has had it

In spite of frequent complements from Bushwickians about how beautiful the train and its views are, the M train is done being looked at as the one to rely on for help when the L train backs out of its obligations to the neighborhood. “Where was all this love for me before, huh? Now all of the sudden, it’s like, ‘Oh, the M train will be there for me. I can turn to him for support.’ Fuck that. I’m getting fixed too.”

Where will people sleep now?

Where will people sleep now?

With that, the M train has chosen to displace residents and businesses, including Little Mo, which had just hit its stride in the community. “I. Don’t. Care.,” asserted M train. “I’m doing this to show y’all fuckers I matter. More than the L train.”

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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