More Insular Version of Bushwick Being Manufactured Inside of Glass Condo Building

June 22, 2016 1 350 News
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The only thing better than the real thing is something just like it that’s totally insulated from the original entity. Enter “Bushwick Part Deux,” a glass condo on Montieth that will serve as the Bushwick solution to being “European”–though, in actuality, it simply looks like something out of the post-2005 Williamsburg tableau.

Glass menagerie of hipsters

Glass menagerie of hipsters

“We want to give Bushwickians the ultimate Bushwick experience–without them ever having to leave the premises,” stated the developer of the project, Antoine Vagueleeuropeen, a 34-year-old from the Netherlands. The “complex” a.k.a. former brewery will house not only several public parks, but also a number of bars, music venues and boutique clothing stores.

A fortress of anti-solitude

A fortress of anti-solitude

A resident who has already signed a lease for a building that hasn’t even been erected gushed, “I can’t wait to live in a community that’s just like the real Bushwick, but not. It’s going to be so authentic.” Burning Bush readers are reminded that a likenable structure, Dekalb 1492 formerly Fortress 1492 offered a similar sales pitch, suffering numerous burnings in effigy before being “accepted” by the community.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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