Incidentally, some of these places also prove to be ideal for seances. So if you’re feeling both witchy (or warlocky) and romantic, you’re in luck! Another great aspect about dating/fucking someone on the regular for a few weeks in Bushwick is how inexpensive and effortless it is.
The Burger King off Knickerbocker: Whether you’re seated beneath the framed image of Will Smith or inside of the coveted car booth, you’ll love the way this Burger King makes your date feel. This is the place to go if you want to appeal to his or her 90s nostalgia.
Near a pile of dog shit in Maria Hernandez Park: This is where you take your more anorexic dates. They can watch you eat your delicious Guacaco arepa that you got to go while being totally offput from consuming anything as a result of the more than occasional wafts of shit.
Norbert’s Pizza: Find a spot by the Ms. Pac-Man machine and cozy up to share a greasy slice of pizza!
Popeye’s/Checkers combo meal: With both Checkers and Popeye’s right next to each other off Myrtle-Broadway, you can lavish your date with a feast.
Wreck Room: Stuff your faces with rice balls as you dance the night away to an unpredictable playlist.
Picnic in Freedom Triangle: Nestled in between Family Dollar and one of Bushwick’s notoriously haunted mansions, I defy you not to get so in the mood, you’ll take your clothes off right there in front of traffic.
So whether you’ve been together for
ages hours or you’re just looking to grease some wheels toward your next inevitable hookup, The Burning Bush hopes that this list helps you enjoy some disease-free boning.
Written by Genna Rivieccio