MTA Installs Vibrator Seats on the L Train

June 24, 2014 Comments Off on MTA Installs Vibrator Seats on the L Train 1052 Uncategorized
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As we all know, the sexual deviancy of Bushwickians knows no bounds. That’s why the MTA is finally bringing something back to the community by installing vibrating subway seats on the L train that will only “pulse”¬†between 14th Street and Myrtle-Wyckoff.

"just a touch"

“just a touch”

For those of you who are more prudish, there will be specific times of day when the vibrator is not turned on, specifically morning and evening rush hour–because we all know that would get everyone too crazy on their way to work/going to the bar. The MTA will vigilantly monitor the reaction within the first month of its launch, so as to ensure that there is no increase in reports of sexual harassment. Though who would want to harass anyone when they’re finally getting daily orgasms?

Written by Genna Rivieccio

 

 

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