New Drug Ring Already Cropping Up That Smuggles Coke Inside of Frozen Snowmen Instead of Minions

August 14, 2015 2 615 Drugs
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With the unfortunate bust of the Minions drug ring, lower level dealers of Bushwick are already rallying to fill the void by coming up with a new stuffed toy from a popular animated movie to conceal their contraband.

Chic drug smuggler no more

Chic drug smuggler no more

That toy, of course, is Olaf and his own snowmen minions from Frozen. The tongue-in-cheekness of using “snow”men is not lost on the anonymous leader of the new outfit, who stated, “We figured, you know, might as well give Bushwickians that sense of irony they love so much.”

The new way to get drugs

The new way to get drugs

So far, the latest cocaine carapaces are working quite effectively–especially since Frozen isn’t nearly as popular as Minions right now, and we all know the police only pay attention to what’s chic when it comes to undercover drug busts. Moreover, Bushwickians want their cocaine, and they’re gonna get it no matter the franchised toy it gets smuggled in.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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