New Hipster Condo to Be “McKibbin on Steroids”

July 14, 2014 13 1269 Gentrification, Hipster Commentary, News
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Here we go again. Now that the Fountainhead brothers have a firm foothold in Bushwick with their Ol Kuntz Rest Home project, they’ve decided to waste no time in starting a new building project that they’re calling “McKibbin on steroids.” The structure will feature 100 units and include restaurant/retail shops like Opening Ceremony, Organic Avenue and Roberta’s.

Condoburg Part Deux

Condoburg Part Deux

The condo will be located on everyone’s favorite street named after a boner, Himrod. The Fountainhead brothers plan to set the price of a one bedroom at $15,000. Amenities will include a floor and a ceiling, as well as a mini fridge if you’re privileged enough. But what the 15k really buys you is an all-in-one game room that also doubles as a place to have mass orgies (guests allowed!). 

Box apartments are also available for $600 a month

Box apartments are also available for $600 a month

The name of the condo is expected to be called Coagulate, called such in honor of the various fluids expected to be exchanged there. Leasing options will be available starting August 1, 2014.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

 

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