New Titty Bar in Bushwick is Just a Cock Tease

August 19, 2014 8 1326 Bars, News
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One would think that opening a titty bar actually means you’re going to see some real live titties. But not in the case of the new bar that’s just made its way to Bushwick. Called Titty Tease, the latest addition to the neighborhood’s delicate chess board of alcohol-friendly establishments does not actually feature women in the flesh baring it all. Instead, there is merely wall-to-wall decor of jugs of various shapes and sizes to make you feel all warm and fuzzy in the genital area.

Boob lighting is among the decor to get your excited

Boob lighting is among the decor to get your excited

The owner of the joint, Tonya Castrate, told The Burning Bush that her motive for opening the bar was a feminist one. “This is not the sort of place I want men to think they can come to to jerk off in. That’s not what Titty Tease is about. I wanted to create a place that celebrated the female body. And what could be more indicative of that than titties?”

A titty fountain also adorns the bartop

A titty fountain also adorns the bartop

The Burning Bush also inquired as to whether Castrate felt a sense of solidarity with Bushwick feminist group We the Femmes. Castrate smacked her lips and responded, “I mean, I don’t dislike what they’re doing. I just think they’re a little extreme at times. I also wouldn’t call myself such a feminist that I wouldn’t allow Women Hating Women to have a meeting here.” Titty Tease is open seven days a week from 4 p.m. to 4 a.m. It’s located at the corner of Himrod Street and Knickerbocker Avenue. However, if you want to see some real tits, we recommend just going to everyone’s favorite classic cut, Pumps

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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