OMG Pizza Graffito Puts Many Passersby Off Eating Pizza

October 17, 2016 Comments Off on OMG Pizza Graffito Puts Many Passersby Off Eating Pizza 347 News
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Graffiti: it’s one of the most respected mediums in the neighborhood, and yet, when it comes in the form of a grotesque piece of pizza that looks like it could have come out of either end of one’s orifices, it makes the notion of eating rather unpalatable.

OMG Pizza graffito is pretty disgusting

OMG Pizza graffito is pretty disgusting

An employee at the establishment, Juan Marquito, a 23-year-old from the Dominican Republic, admitted, “Yeah, dat shit pretty nasty. I don’t even wanna eat here. And I probably wouldn’t if it wasn’t part of how I was paid for my time in this muhfuckin’ piece.”

When the establishment was new and sans graffito

When the establishment was new and sans graffito

In the past, OMG Pizza has also caused offense with its allusions to illuminati imagery, but this pizza graffito, which most denizens have taken to calling Barfo, really takes the cake (pardon the mixed idiom) when it comes to causing an outrage. “You couldn’t pay me to consume the pizza from there after seeing that thing,” echoed nearby resident Rita Pepperoncini, a 40-year-old who prefers DiGiorno to this shit.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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