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How Dead Is Your Phone? Because It Mirrors Your Own Personal Deadness.

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In Bushwick, a dead phone means being socially dead as...

Brown-Haired Girls Restricted From Living in Bushwick

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In an effort to stamp out increased signs of homogeneity,...

Drag Race Fan Adds “Carmen” to the Carrera’s Sign

July 2, 2014 4 11837

In what seems to be a series of vandalous acts...

Lena Dunham Uses “Brooklyn Baby” in Awkward Sex Scene for Girls

July 2, 2014 1 1636

As any Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint a.k.a. Fake Brooklyn resident is aware, Lena...

Scandal Alert: Someone Crosses Out the First “O” to an “A” in Taqueria El Fogon

July 1, 2014 1 1170

We’ve sort of been wondering why it’s taken someone so...

Practical Jokester Fills Free Condom Bowl With Rubbers That Have Holes in Them

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Perhaps another explanation for the increased baby population in the...

McDonald’s Opens Up Off Montrose (With A Special Bushwick Menu!)

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While there may already be a McDonald’s location in the...

Damon Albarn and Justine Frischmann Reconcile at Dear Bushwick?

June 30, 2014 5 7463

Even if you’re not old enough to remember a time...

New Restaurant Trend: Handwritten Menus

June 29, 2014 1 1448

Are you bothered when you go to a restaurant and...

The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick, Vol. 2

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With World Cup fever in full swing in Bushwick, The...