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Lena Dunham Uses “Brooklyn Baby” in Awkward Sex Scene for Girls

July 2, 2014 1 1648

As any Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint a.k.a. Fake Brooklyn resident is aware, Lena...

Scandal Alert: Someone Crosses Out the First “O” to an “A” in Taqueria El Fogon

July 1, 2014 1 1173

We’ve sort of been wondering why it’s taken someone so...

Practical Jokester Fills Free Condom Bowl With Rubbers That Have Holes in Them

July 1, 2014 Comments Off on Practical Jokester Fills Free Condom Bowl With Rubbers That Have Holes in Them 1150

Perhaps another explanation for the increased baby population in the...

McDonald’s Opens Up Off Montrose (With A Special Bushwick Menu!)

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While there may already be a McDonald’s location in the...

Damon Albarn and Justine Frischmann Reconcile at Dear Bushwick?

June 30, 2014 5 7519

Even if you’re not old enough to remember a time...

New Restaurant Trend: Handwritten Menus

June 29, 2014 1 1468

Are you bothered when you go to a restaurant and...

The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick, Vol. 2

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With World Cup fever in full swing in Bushwick, The...

Bushwick Becomes Part of First District in NYC to Legalize Prostitution

June 29, 2014 8 4054

After an epic rally staged by We the Femmes, who...

Pigeon Horniness Leads to Surfeit of Pigeon Shit This Summer

June 28, 2014 Comments Off on Pigeon Horniness Leads to Surfeit of Pigeon Shit This Summer 930

Just like the humans of Bushwick, pigeons inhabiting the area...

Movers Go On Strike In Bushwick After Futurist Furniture Piece Amputates Employee’s Foot

June 28, 2014 1 1287

It’s no secret that Bushwickians have some pretty fucking weird...