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Gender Neutral Beer Rolled Out Lazily In Time for Pride Month at Bars Throughout Bushwick

June 16, 2017 0 87

It’s rather unclear what exactly a gender neutral can of...

New Weed Smoking Bar, Emma Stoned, To Set Up Shop In Old Hookah Bar Near Menahan

June 16, 2017 0 86

Because weed-smoking continues to become as publicly acceptable as vaping...

Miles Decides to Move to Where It Belongs: the Upper East Side

June 12, 2017 0 93

With Miles’ unexpected announcement that it would close on June...

Millennial Gang Wars Escalate Over Unwanted White Person Infiltrating Coffee Shop

June 9, 2017 0 105

On the heels of a much more violent gang war...

Cellar Door No Longer the Most Beautiful Word in the English Language After Woman Falls in Sidewalk Opening While Texting

June 9, 2017 0 111

We’re all guilty of texting on our walks of shame...

More People Dissatisfied With Sex Lives Taking to Subway to Be Assaulted

June 8, 2017 0 150

In the wake of a report about subway sex crimes...

Local Bodegas Worried Over Felt Bodega Competition

June 6, 2017 0 111

With the success of the felt bodega in the Meatpacking...

In Continued Example of Lack of Grasp of Irony, L Train Commuters Take Pride-Themed Sign of Schedule Seriously

June 6, 2017 0 91

“I was having a lot of trouble understanding the shift...

Frank Lloyd Wright to Rise From Dead to Build Structure at Maria Hernandez Park

June 6, 2017 0 97

Spain had Antoni Gaudí, select parts of the U.S. had...

Wonder Woman Screenings at Syndicated Are Making Women Feel Very Amorous Toward One Another

June 5, 2017 0 105

As Syndicated continues to be the sole source of moviegoing...