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Mood Ring Overrun by Scorpios This Month, Leading to STD Outbreak Off JMZ

November 12, 2017 Comments Off on Mood Ring Overrun by Scorpios This Month, Leading to STD Outbreak Off JMZ 244

For those unfamiliar with the relatively new bar, Mood Ring,...

How Singles’ Day Was Celebrated in Bushwick

November 12, 2017 Comments Off on How Singles’ Day Was Celebrated in Bushwick 266

Singles’ Day, that evermore popular marketing scam in China that’s...

Pimple Nail Art Trend Comes to Wild Oleander

November 8, 2017 Comments Off on Pimple Nail Art Trend Comes to Wild Oleander 240

With Wild Oleander’s armpit hair braiding service losing a little...

Bushwick Aesthetic Trend: Missing Teeth

November 5, 2017 Comments Off on Bushwick Aesthetic Trend: Missing Teeth 471

In a neighborhood with an ever-lessening amount of grit, a...

The Burning Bush to Change Tag Line To “Bushwick’s Most Reliable News Source” After Abrupt Closure of Gothamist & DNAinfo

November 3, 2017 Comments Off on The Burning Bush to Change Tag Line To “Bushwick’s Most Reliable News Source” After Abrupt Closure of Gothamist & DNAinfo 240

At approximately 5 p.m. on November 2nd, 2017, New York...

At Last Glasslands Rises From the Ashes of Williamsburg As Diamondlands in Bushwick

November 3, 2017 Comments Off on At Last Glasslands Rises From the Ashes of Williamsburg As Diamondlands in Bushwick 188

For those who have managed to stick around long enough...

Art Bitch

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Art bitch is that girl who looks like Lena Dunham...

Local Girl Is Forced to Shower in Bar As A Result of Too Many Roommates

November 2, 2017 Comments Off on Local Girl Is Forced to Shower in Bar As A Result of Too Many Roommates 210

There’s only so long a person can wait to piss...

Honey’s To Start Serving Cocktails With Drones

November 2, 2017 Comments Off on Honey’s To Start Serving Cocktails With Drones 155

Considering its rather unfavorable location amid the recesses of Scott...

Austin Powers Masks Sell Out at Every 99-Cent Store on Knickerbocker

October 28, 2017 Comments Off on Austin Powers Masks Sell Out at Every 99-Cent Store on Knickerbocker 175

While the movie industry has suffered a major blow (no...