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House of Maybe to Enlist Animatronic Turkey for Thanksgiving Performance

November 24, 2017 Comments Off on House of Maybe to Enlist Animatronic Turkey for Thanksgiving Performance 252

For the most part, we all feel pretty propped up...

We the Femmes Burn Girls DVDs in Effigy After Shoplifting Them From Union Square Best Buy

November 18, 2017 Comments Off on We the Femmes Burn Girls DVDs in Effigy After Shoplifting Them From Union Square Best Buy 349

As Lena Dunham’s unprecedented response to Aurora Perrineau’s sexual assault...

Animal Rights Activists Protest Outside of Bars That Use Straws

November 12, 2017 Comments Off on Animal Rights Activists Protest Outside of Bars That Use Straws 273

Straws, that ever controversial subject that can lead to horrendous...

Mood Ring Overrun by Scorpios This Month, Leading to STD Outbreak Off JMZ

November 12, 2017 Comments Off on Mood Ring Overrun by Scorpios This Month, Leading to STD Outbreak Off JMZ 300

For those unfamiliar with the relatively new bar, Mood Ring,...

How Singles’ Day Was Celebrated in Bushwick

November 12, 2017 Comments Off on How Singles’ Day Was Celebrated in Bushwick 310

Singles’ Day, that evermore popular marketing scam in China that’s...

Pimple Nail Art Trend Comes to Wild Oleander

November 8, 2017 Comments Off on Pimple Nail Art Trend Comes to Wild Oleander 305

With Wild Oleander’s armpit hair braiding service losing a little...

Bushwick Aesthetic Trend: Missing Teeth

November 5, 2017 Comments Off on Bushwick Aesthetic Trend: Missing Teeth 512

In a neighborhood with an ever-lessening amount of grit, a...

The Burning Bush to Change Tag Line To “Bushwick’s Most Reliable News Source” After Abrupt Closure of Gothamist & DNAinfo

November 3, 2017 Comments Off on The Burning Bush to Change Tag Line To “Bushwick’s Most Reliable News Source” After Abrupt Closure of Gothamist & DNAinfo 269

At approximately 5 p.m. on November 2nd, 2017, New York...

At Last Glasslands Rises From the Ashes of Williamsburg As Diamondlands in Bushwick

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For those who have managed to stick around long enough...

Art Bitch

November 2, 2017 Comments Off on Art Bitch 421

Art bitch is that girl who looks like Lena Dunham...