Pizza Oven At Pizza Boner Formerly Used By Mafia to Burn Bodies

July 6, 2015 1 1518 Pizza
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Pizza Boner, the perfect satellite business to accompany Titty Tease, may offer up a peculiar taste to their pizzas for a very specific reason: their oven used to be in the mafia’s possession. And we all know what the mafia really employs their ovens for: body disposal.

Yes, that's a crushed bone in your pizza

Yes, that’s a crushed bone in your pizza

Although there’s a shortage of Italians in Bushwick, once upon a time, the pizza oven was at a location on Graham Avenue, where a small enclave of the culture still remains. Originally purchased by one, Mauro Abbigliamento, a 43-year-old émigré from Calabria, the oven was transferred over to Tonya Castrate for the cash price of $1,500.

A light smattering of crushed bones for your pizza

A light smattering of crushed bones for your pizza

The sole record of the transaction, a pink slip of the invoice found at a document shredding company in Williamsburg and turned in anonymously as evidence to The Burning Bush, has prompted many an eye-raising by regular consumers of Pizza Boner fare. “I’m scared I’m going to end up eating a piece of flesh or discover a small bone,” said Farina Fantastico, a frequent drunk eater at the establishment. With rumors of body remnants still lingering in the oven running rampant, will eating pizza there now be an all too sobering experience?

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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