Roommate Stabs Other Roommate for Not Washing Dishes

October 2, 2016 Comments Off on Roommate Stabs Other Roommate for Not Washing Dishes 315 News
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We’ve all been subjected to that one roommate unwilling to do his or her portion to make the apartment look just a little bit shittier than it is. Well, one roommate pushed another roommate a hair too far last night after finding the sink filled with crusted dishes (like semen-level crusted).

Yes, it happened

Yes, it happened

In any case, the perpetrating stabber, Marlena Bugato, a 34-year-old who has been feeling a lot like neighborhood trash lately thanks to getting a little bit older and having to suddenly come to terms with all these new-fangled folks coming in and taking over her so-called territory, reacted in an extreme way to her 24-year-old roommate, Fenton Frere, a freelance graphic designer, ignoring her multiple requests to clean up the goddamn sink.

Dishes can get very dirty, leading to dirty thoughts and acts

Dishes can get very dirty, leading to dirty thoughts and acts

“Look, I didn’t mean to kill him or nothin’, I just wanted to scare him a little. Can I help it if I hit a vital organ? Serves that asshole right for not doing his part.” This official comment from Bugato should give any non-dish washers a fair warning.

Written by Genna Rivieccio

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