We the Femmes is at it again with a gender equality-promoting flip side to the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest–the Smallest Labia in Brooklyn contest. Even though most people are already squeamish enough over having to watch a row of fully grown men with freakishly small penises line up and allow themselves to be judged, We the Femmes has never been a group to shy away from controversy.
We the Femmes, an organizations that has already raised more than a few eyebrows with their tampon art show and testicle bocce ball league, have rallied long and hard to get Kings County to agree to hold the Smallest Labia contest as their first order of business the second they move into the space at 1 Knickerbocker. And with Kings County owner Prim Queen being a feminist in her own right (her side hobbies include crocheting the cast aside penises of hermaphrodites), she simply couldn’t deny We the Femmes this simple request.
Considering that labiaplasty is an evermore constant occurrence (even for those outside of L.A.), some very strict ground rules have been set for the competition. For instance, you must provide a picture of your labia from your teen years in order to prove that its integrity has not been compromised by any surgery. We here at The Burning Bush are looking forward to seeing just how small those labias can go. We’re guessing it’s going to draw in a lot more crowds than the Smallest Penis contest.
Written by Genna Rivieccio